Anonymousaw shucks if a gal wanted to doosey with me and had a little friend on her baby bumper i wouldnt blame ‘er! those little rascals can just pop up left and right, those little devils!
my shirt.
KYLEE
THE NECK
IT’S LIKE I DREW IT
OH MY GOD YOU NEED THAT SHIRT
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that’s my friend’s art„
HAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD i spawn beautiful things
AnonymousZoey? Oh my gawdsh she is just.
she is just the most beautiful purdy girl I ever did see. Like.
Ima’ tell you some top secret stuff right? ….. just between you and me…….when I laid eyes on that girl its like- I CANT EXPLAIN IT ANGELIC BEAMS JUST SHOT OUT HER EYES LIKE EY FELLA… IM A WOMAN. just just WOW. you know? I mean- WOW. like WOW. I mean I aint ever had a girl b’fore but I think SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE. like THE one. as in no cheatin, no breakin rules we are gonna HIT THE TOWN AND HAVE BABIES AN DER GON BE THE CUTEST LITTLE THINGS. THINK I MIGHT NAME ONE KEITH.
AnonymousKEITH’LL FOREVER LIVE IN MY HEART DONT YOU SAY THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH IMA FIND YOUR HOUSE AND CUT YER GOD DAMN EARS OFF AND JUST BURN YER WILLIE OFF IN A FIRE AS YEW BEG FOR MERCY.
KEITH IS ALIVE HE WILL NEVER DIE
Anonymousaw shucks ya’ll are interested n horses as much as i am!
but aight…. leme see— oh! oh man you gotta hear this one. once me n keith went down to this rodeo y’see? and there was this one guy on a horse all like— chasin a tiny bull? b’for the show started me n keith decided to like, sneak back stage if you get my drift! and there she was, oh man was she a beauty. her black fur was all— shining. owner musta been takin a piss cause that horse was AMAZING, all out in ‘er stall jus bein gorgeous. an a course we unlocked the gate to try an pet it or maybe even ride it yannow? but the thing jus went crazy! kickin its leeegsss and faaceeee— hell he even tackled keith cross the stables an chewed off his shirt! an b’for I knew it the darlins owner walked n and started yellin some jibber jabber— horse chased him too! all cross the stadium! I mean youd think a horse wouldnt chase after its owner? but that musta been one hell of a owner. CHASED BY A HOARSE. HAWWW.
aw well, once I had a pet pitbull? named ‘im after keith and all. he’d sorta jus sit there on the front porch n drool n pant an do dog stuff ya get? But HA AH no no get this.
one time, went outside, caught him doin the dirty with the neighboorhood cat! oh man it was amazin. like you’d figure they’d be havin some crazy wack mutated baby snake cat dogs yannow? but they just sorta wer humpin along till the neighboor found out! took out a air pellet gun and shot ‘im right in the love patch! never humped since i swear on my heart n soul!
AnonymousAW, Y’DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK! horses.
I mean, once I went down to onna keiths friends ranches and they had oh man, they had so many horses. like LITERAL HILLS OF HORSES, didnt have a big enough barn er feild to keep em all in so it was like… horse stackin n EXTREME. LIKE HORSE HEAVEN. ‘course I wasnt as experienced with like HANDY WORK with a stallion but.. think we got along fine. got the bite mark on my arm t’ proove it!
also a hoarse pooped on keiths face
Anonymousaw— speakin of breathin! I ever tell yew th time me n my buddy keith went down to the seven elevens and there was this ol lady y’see, an she was all lookin down at the ground all creepy like and keith— well he though it’d be a good idea t ask her what she wus doin yannow? then the lady started screamin at ‘m n stuff! she sorta breathed all like HHH HHH like heavy like what’ya said! well turns out she had like a brick in her purse or some crazy shit like that an— BOW. AHAHURHR, old lady brick marks over NINTEY PERCENT OF HIS BODY. had casts all over and everything. and I mean he couldnt fight back cause it was just a OLD LADY and I mean, who’d wanna do that? an I didnt help him neither. I got one of them slurpey thing a ma bobs? like YOU CAN MIX THE FLAVORS.
